At least give us a frustratingly cryptic clue, buyer! Put the "fun" in fungible!

I, too, demand that the mystery buyer show themselves.

Mystery buyer oh mystery buyer, where are you? 👁️👁️

it is a mystery 👻

\\\👁/// The truth is not meant for us to know \\\👁///

I... Im disappointed as heck I dont get to sate my curiosity, but tbh, I should probably be grateful for the Mystery Buyer beating me to the punch.  My credit card bill thanks you XD

I would also like the mystery buyer to share

I really, really, REALLY want to know what it is! Please share it, buyer. <3

👁 - S H A R E - I T - M Y S T E R Y - B U Y E R - 👁